I got a call last Thursday: “My sow’s going to farrow, but I already had plans to go to Kalispell for three days. Can you come sit with her?”
I blinked about five times, just speechless. “Huh? Who is this?” I asked.
He told me. It was the guy whose wife had called my Mom not four months ago because a baby pig needed help. My mom had, of course, called me, and, reluctantly, I’d driven us all the way up this long, winding road to go rescue the creature who was crushed, starving, and suffering hypothermia. That’s how Mom got “Lucky,” no pun intended, but a good pun all the same.
I’d told the husband then what I told him now once my brain connected to my mouth. “If you’re going to raise pigs, you sit there with that sow while she farrows, and you sit there three days more. Then you keep a wary ear out for another three weeks in case you hear a piglet scream its fool head off because Mom laid on him and isn’t getting up.”
And, if you want to raise pigs, that’s what you do, whether you farrow them in crates or you, preferably, pen farrow.
“Well, I thought that you said that, if I had trouble to call you,” he came back.
I’m thinking to myself, This isn’t ‘trouble’. This isn’t a stuck pig, a prolapsed uterus, or anything dire. This is you wanting to go gad-about, and your sow is farrowing at an inconvenient moment. You didn’t think ahead, and now you want somebody to pig-sit while you go to some play-date. What I said was, “I’m sorry. I’m totally buried in work. I can’t help you. But, you know, if you have pigs, you are obligated to be there when they farrow. It’s part of the contract.”
Later, I found out that good old “boyo” went off on his weekend, anyway, the selfish asshole. What was the big ‘date’? He had a pool tournament over in Montana. Had to go suck down brewsky and rack ’em up, you know, or the world just wouldn’t be right.
Bullshit.
If this person ever has the audacity to call me again, I think I’ll tear him a new one, and, believe me, I’m capable. People like this should NOT have animals. None. Not ever.
I hope one day, if he has a daughter or granddaughter, when she goes into labor and everybody is expecting the obstetrician to attend, that, when the call comes, old doc says, “Oh, sorry. Timing’s off. I’ve got a pool tournament over at Jug’s Bar. She’ll have to fend for herself.”
Hmmmm,an anal orifice for sure.
We know he`s just one of many(likely millions) around the planet that lack respect and a caring attitude,likely it`ll manifest itself upon him negatively and he`ll become unwell one day,tis often the direction such `types` lives follow.
I`ll not add it would serve him right,seems me berating a man who may die of his indifference and ignorance one day is quite enough under natures rules.
Nicely said. Thanks, Geoff
We have a close friend, Duane, who raises both cattle and pigs (and is considered somewhat of a traitor to fellow members of the cattlmens and pork association *snicker* for doing both). We’ve known him to sit in temperatures below zero for hours, days if necessary, to be with his animal if they’re in distress. He’s missing tips of both ears from frostbite for the same reason. These are animals that will be sold for food, but they live a good life on his 160 acres until the time comes. He’s compassionate, and he takes excellent care of them, sparing no expense. Then you have assholes like this guy you’re talking about here that shouldn’t even have goldfish. *shakes head* What a world, eh?
Liz