{"id":1233,"date":"2016-07-07T07:53:38","date_gmt":"2016-07-07T14:53:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2024-07-02T18:37:57","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T01:37:57","slug":"can-walk-like-a-human","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/personal-life\/can-walk-like-a-human\/","title":{"rendered":"Can Walk Like a Human"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two weeks back, I was sprinting. On concrete. Didn&#8217;t see a rock, as eyes were looking ahead, not down. Shod foot landed off-square on stray rock. Something gave. Bad.<\/p>\n<p>I didn&#8217;t go down, but I definitely dropped instantly to &#8216;walk&#8217;. Walk was hobble, though. Knew there was trouble. It was the same leg that got injured two years back by being banged into sideways by a very large, happily exuberant\u00a0boar. \u00a0Same leg my Aussie shepherd banged into an re-injured it, mid-way healed, the same year.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Yup.&#8221; Mumbled jargon. Typing. &#8220;It&#8217;s gonna take a good six weeks to heal. Ice, elevate, rest. No work for two weeks. None. Then gentle walking. Only. \u00a0Wear a support when upright. You have crutches, I see. \u00a0Okay. See you in two weeks.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Sigh. \u00a0For me, that meant begging and hiring in help.<\/p>\n<p>And I hate sitting on my ass, except to write or create artwork.<\/p>\n<p>And, now, two and a half weeks later, I&#8217;m walking like a human, again. Oh, it&#8217;s not all the way healed, but it&#8217;s healed enough that I impressed everyone when I walked in for a recheck.<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;Mild work, no heavy chores.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Of course, I nod. \u00a0Then grin.<\/p>\n<p>He grins back. He knows me. Shakes his head. Types on the keyboard. &#8220;See you next time.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>At least I can get rid of the temporary help and stop sitting around in front of the computer for most of the day. \u00a0There&#8217;s work to do and winter&#8217;s coming.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p>EVENING UPDATE:\u00a0Well, bum knee and all, I made my walk tonight, me and Laddie. I managed 3 mph. Usually, I do a mile in 12 minutes walking, but, for a first time out since I tweaked that knee, I figure doing a mile in 20 minutes is pretty good, since it&#8217;s over 4 inch rocks that are tricky to navigate with both legs sound. But, yeah, I did wear a leg brace and, yeah, I did feel it grumble a few times.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two weeks back, I was sprinting. On concrete. Didn&#8217;t see a rock, as eyes were looking ahead, not down. Shod foot landed off-square on stray rock. Something gave. Bad. I didn&#8217;t go down, but I definitely dropped instantly to &#8216;walk&#8217;. Walk was hobble, though. Knew there was trouble. It was the same leg that got [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[6,12],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3741,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions\/3741"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}