{"id":202,"date":"2010-02-26T11:09:15","date_gmt":"2010-02-26T18:09:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/?p=202"},"modified":"2024-07-02T18:38:31","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T01:38:31","slug":"want-a-funny","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/grimace-and-giggle\/thoughts-on-the-fly\/want-a-funny\/","title":{"rendered":"Want a Funny?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Want a funny? I was looking at some statistics to substantiate a position in an argument and came across some other interesting statistics.&nbsp; Get these:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Most neo-conservative women buy Harlequin slurpy, wet panty pulp &#8220;romances&#8221;, not high quality books, despite all the &#8220;family values&#8221; rhetoric that spews forth from their brazen mouths. <\/li>\n<li>Similarly, neo-conservative men are the most avid, if furtive, consumers of porn.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>That&#8217;s an eye-opener.&nbsp; I&#8217;ll never quite look at neo-conservatives quite the same ever again.&nbsp; Here I thought they stuck to the bible as their main body of activity, literary or otherwise.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Want a funny? I was looking at some statistics to substantiate a position in an argument and came across some other interesting statistics.&nbsp; Get these: Most neo-conservative women buy Harlequin slurpy, wet panty pulp &#8220;romances&#8221;, not high quality books, despite all the &#8220;family values&#8221; rhetoric that spews forth from their brazen mouths. Similarly, neo-conservative men [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11,13,2],"tags":[88,89,90],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=202"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3815,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/202\/revisions\/3815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=202"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=202"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=202"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}