{"id":3680,"date":"2024-06-29T07:03:33","date_gmt":"2024-06-29T14:03:33","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/?p=3680"},"modified":"2024-06-29T07:04:12","modified_gmt":"2024-06-29T14:04:12","slug":"murphys-law-corollaries","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/grimace-and-giggle\/murphys-law-corollaries\/","title":{"rendered":"Murphy&#8217;s Law &#038; Corollaries"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails. I have things all ordered, lined out, figured out, and &#8230;our internet goes down &#8230;for days.&nbsp; Right in the middle of a book launch, a promise to send free audio book codes to people who email, etc., etc., etc..&nbsp; Okay.&nbsp; So I go to somebody else&#8217;s house or the library to do anything.&nbsp; &#8230;Okay.&nbsp; Except, oh, I can&#8217;t access email from there because &#8230;guess what?&nbsp; I put in protections that only allow me coming from my home computers to access.&nbsp; Right.&nbsp; Well, instead, I worked on &#8216;web stuff&#8217;, yes, I did.&nbsp; And manuscripts, of course.&nbsp; Anyway, we&#8217;re back online. It was the ISP&#8217;s problem, not an issue on our end &#8230;which, they always claim, don&#8217;t you know &#8230;until they finally figure out that, yep, they messed up, yes, they did!&nbsp;  I&#8217;m downloading email as I type this.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It never fails. I have things all ordered, lined out, figured out, and &#8230;our internet goes down &#8230;for days.&nbsp; Right in the middle of a book launch, a promise to send free audio book codes to people who email, etc., etc., etc..&nbsp; Okay.&nbsp; So I go to somebody else&#8217;s house or the library to do [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[459],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3680"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3682,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3680\/revisions\/3682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3680"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3680"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3680"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}