{"id":70,"date":"2008-08-31T15:25:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-31T22:25:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/?p=70"},"modified":"2024-07-02T18:38:34","modified_gmt":"2024-07-03T01:38:34","slug":"introducingbarbi-for-prez","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/off-the-cuff\/introducingbarbi-for-prez\/","title":{"rendered":"Introducing&#8230;Barbi for Prez!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I sat in drop-jawed amazement when I heard that McCain, 72 years old with one foot in the grave already, named&#8230;who?\u00a0 Palin?\u00a0 For VP?\u00a0 Ah&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>Then I started sputtering.\u00a0 Then I said some very unprintable things.\u00a0 You see, Palin used public tax money to campaign for the continued cruelly barbaric annihilation of wolves in Alaska.\u00a0 She&#8217;s about as anti-preservationist\/anti-ecology as you can get, she&#8217;s all for killing wildlife and animals and trees and everything else not classified as human, but she thinks every fetus down to the zygote level, even if it&#8217;s the result of INCEST or RAPE, should be saved, saved, saved, this in a world suffering exTREME human overpopulation problems.\u00a0 She&#8217;s a Fundy (Chirstian Fundamentalist) of the WORST variety, thinking she has the right to dictate what Americans will believe &#8212; Jesus Christ or get out of the country &#8212; and she&#8217;s BIG OIL&#8230;just like McCain is BIG OIL.\u00a0 Her mores and ethics only hold for her cronies, and she&#8217;s perfectly willing to use any power at her disposal to punish those with whom she disagrees, doesn&#8217;t like, or considers enemy, ideological or any other way.\u00a0 Her idea of fair treatment extends only so far as her good ol&#8217; boys and gals.\u00a0 That&#8217;s it.\u00a0 And that&#8217;s not even scratching the surface of the ugliness she represents, either.\u00a0 In short, I hate the woman.\u00a0 I think she&#8217;s nothing but flushable &#8212; as in toilet contents&#8230;and I don&#8217;t mean water, either.\u00a0 Synonyms for this woman?\u00a0 Cruel, unkind, unthinking, backward, anti-American (as in Constitution &amp; Bill of Rights), pro tyrrany.<\/p>\n<p>But she&#8217;s definitely going to appeal to some just because:<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s got great &#8220;face&#8221; &#8212; glow in the dark teeth, sparkly eyes, a very appealing to the guys feminity, and she&#8217;s well-schooled in how to be &#8220;whoever you want me to be&#8221; in public.<\/p>\n<p>She&#8217;s looks like a (slightly used) dark-haired Barbi doll.<\/p>\n<p>In other words, she looks VERY fuckable.<\/p>\n<p>So, with McCain at 72, and Ms. Palin (oh, yeah, she likes Mrs.) at 44 and NO experience, what are the Republicans thinking?\u00a0 That if McCain bites the big one&#8230;which is highly possible, that they&#8217;ve got a good face to plaster on TeeWee while they tell her what to think?<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;You think?<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m still drop-jawed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I sat in drop-jawed amazement when I heard that McCain, 72 years old with one foot in the grave already, named&#8230;who?\u00a0 Palin?\u00a0 For VP?\u00a0 Ah&#8230;. Then I started sputtering.\u00a0 Then I said some very unprintable things.\u00a0 You see, Palin used public tax money to campaign for the continued cruelly barbaric annihilation of wolves in Alaska.\u00a0 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[11],"tags":[37,38,39,40,41,42,43],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=70"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3832,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/70\/revisions\/3832"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=70"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=70"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.dlkeur.com\/dlkeur-blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=70"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}