Want a funny? I was looking at some statistics to substantiate a position in an argument and came across some other interesting statistics. Get these:

• Most neo-conservative women buy Harlequin slurpy, wet panty pulp “romances”, not high quality books, despite all the “family values” rhetoric that spews forth from their brazen mouths.
• Similarly, neo-conservative men are the most avid, if furtive, consumers of porn.

That’s an eye-opener. I’ll never quite look at neo-conservatives quite the same ever again. Here I thought they stuck to the bible as their main body of activity, literary or otherwise.